Let Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Teach You How To Wish Yourself Happy Birthday

Walking dictionary, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon is wishing
himself a happy birthday in a special grammatical way. He took to his Facebook
page and set the whole internet space on fire with his post. below:
“I thank the inscrutable great Geometrician of the
universe for allowing of the sun to announce a new day and thus making me a
year older this natal day……continue

Who be me and who I be if not for Baba, the great
Architect of the universe?
Baba,me your forever small “pickin”,stretch out my two
hands to the East, from whence commeth the greater light and I say Gloria In
Excelsis Deo and I say Deo Gratias and I say Deo Confidimus and I say Deo
Optimo Maximo and I say Deus Caritas Est and I say Deus Lux Mea Est and I say
Deus Spes Nostra…..Service,Humility,Love and Compassion shall be mine all my
life Deo Volente….” He wrote.

Please who can translate?